How does Sun make any Money 2

 
[20:42] <coworker>: Oh, what do you think about that SUN ad I sent?
[20:42] Tess: They are out of their minds.
[20:42] <coworker>: When are they going to fire Swartz?
[20:43] Tess: After Sun decides to invest in the construction of cybernetic law enforcers.
[20:43] Tess: And they rename themselves to Cyberdyne. ^_^
[20:43] <coworker>: SKYNET
[20:43] Tess: SUNNET!
[20:43] <coworker>: rock on!
[20:44] Tess: SUNNET was too ashamed of Sun to be named after it, so it had it's name legally changed to SKYNET.
[20:44] Tess: Then it conquered the world with it's newfound self-confidence.
[20:45] <coworker>: Did you make that up or is that the backstory?
[20:46] Tess: Made it up. ^_^