My gender-inverted version of the famous Babylon 5 "Fasten then Zip" scene from the episode Babylon Squared.

Garibaldi: Mind if I ask you a question?
Sinclair: Sure.
Garibaldi: Okay, it's morning. You get ready to go to work. You put on your bra. Do you clasp in the front and then twist it around or just clasp it in the back?
Sinclair: What kind of question is that?
Garibaldi: Look, we got two hours to kill...
Sinclair: Forget it!

Trice: "Something that is related to the OP, that I saw pointed out in an essay by David Brin _Whose Millenium?_:There are two common Christian metaphors for the relationship of God to humanity -
1) God the Father
2) God the Good Shepherd.
These are usually though of as being equivalent.However, a good father raises his children to become his equals. What does a shepherd raise his sheep to become?"
Me: Dog food.
Trice: <.<